1 00:00:00,143 --> 00:00:05,578 Aw c'mon, dude. Look at these jerks trying to cut the line. 2 00:00:05,579 --> 00:00:07,849 - Ridiculous. - Eh. I'm on vacation. 3 00:00:07,882 --> 00:00:09,692 I ain't gonna get worked up about it. 4 00:00:10,922 --> 00:00:11,972 Come on! 5 00:00:12,057 --> 00:00:14,261 Yo, would you stop letting people in?! 6 00:00:15,497 --> 00:00:16,767 Ugh. Unbelievable. 7 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:17,969 Oh look, there it is. 8 00:00:18,236 --> 00:00:20,206 Silverfish Pier. We're getting close. 9 00:00:20,207 --> 00:00:22,978 Can't believe it's shutting down for good after Labor Day. 10 00:00:22,979 --> 00:00:24,029 Yep, it's a travesty. 11 00:00:24,148 --> 00:00:26,954 Place is a landmark. But at least we get one last run. 12 00:00:27,054 --> 00:00:28,134 It's gonna be special. 13 00:00:28,135 --> 00:00:29,224 Yo, you see that Dar? 14 00:00:29,225 --> 00:00:30,528 That's the Goofy Galleon, okay. 15 00:00:30,529 --> 00:00:31,763 That thing's gonna change your life. 16 00:00:31,764 --> 00:00:35,003 I don't see what the big deal is about a ship that swings. 17 00:00:35,004 --> 00:00:36,839 Nah nah nah, it doesn't just swing, okay. 18 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:38,175 This is the only ride in the country 19 00:00:38,176 --> 00:00:41,683 that does a full 360 degree backflip. 20 00:00:41,717 --> 00:00:43,353 It's literally the GOAT ride. 21 00:00:43,354 --> 00:00:45,624 Didn't some guy get like, decapitated on there? 22 00:00:45,625 --> 00:00:48,028 Yeah well, that's what makes it a thrill ride, okay. 23 00:00:48,029 --> 00:00:50,079 There's real risk involved! [car horn] 24 00:00:50,568 --> 00:00:52,539 Oh great, here we go. 25 00:00:52,705 --> 00:00:54,341 Hey man, can you let me in? 26 00:00:56,246 --> 00:00:58,283 Please! My wife is pregnant! 27 00:00:58,483 --> 00:01:01,222 Mark, maybe let 'em in. I think she's in labor. 28 00:01:01,223 --> 00:01:03,159 Uh no. He said his wife is pregnant, okay. 29 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:04,997 Don't be a sucker. - Please! 30 00:01:05,130 --> 00:01:07,636 Her water just broke. She's going into labor! 31 00:01:07,637 --> 00:01:09,939 Oh, is she? yeah? Yeah- is- that's why 32 00:01:09,940 --> 00:01:11,074 you're going down the shore? 33 00:01:11,075 --> 00:01:12,844 - Mark! - The hospital's in Oceanwood! 34 00:01:12,845 --> 00:01:14,683 Oh yeah, right. Nice try. 35 00:01:14,684 --> 00:01:15,751 Uh, I dunno know, Mark. 36 00:01:15,752 --> 00:01:18,525 She seems pretty, uh... like in pain there. 37 00:01:18,558 --> 00:01:20,728 No this is B.S, Hank, okay. Trust me. 38 00:01:20,762 --> 00:01:24,100 Oh, my God! It's happening. She's giving birth. 39 00:01:24,101 --> 00:01:25,436 Oh, my God! Just breathe, hun. 40 00:01:25,437 --> 00:01:27,240 They are committed, I'll give 'em that. 41 00:01:27,241 --> 00:01:29,478 Mark, stop it! Let him in. 42 00:01:30,849 --> 00:01:32,151 Ugh. Fine. 43 00:01:32,318 --> 00:01:34,756 Yo, uh, congratulations, pal, alright. 44 00:01:34,857 --> 00:01:36,626 Oh! Thank you! Oh. 45 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:39,933 Suckahhh! Hahaha! 46 00:01:40,067 --> 00:01:42,137 - Oh my God! - Dammit! 47 00:01:42,371 --> 00:01:44,108 Well, frickin' told you, Tam. 48 00:01:47,147 --> 00:01:49,553 ? Well, I used to work in hot dog factory ? 49 00:01:49,587 --> 00:01:51,422 ? until them robots came along, ? 50 00:01:51,557 --> 00:01:53,393 ? and now there is no job for me, ? 51 00:01:53,527 --> 00:01:55,765 ? but I get three thousand bucks a month. ? 52 00:01:55,865 --> 00:02:00,240 ? Thanks to UBI. ? 53 00:02:00,274 --> 00:02:03,881 ? Now we're Universal Basic Guys. ? 54 00:02:03,981 --> 00:02:05,785 ? It may not sound like much, ? 55 00:02:05,818 --> 00:02:08,591 ? but we're still gonna try. 56 00:02:08,691 --> 00:02:13,232 ? We're just Universal Basic Guys. ? 57 00:02:17,876 --> 00:02:19,178 Oooh, baby. 58 00:02:19,345 --> 00:02:21,850 Oh, I can't wait to set my chair right by the water 59 00:02:21,851 --> 00:02:24,723 so I can get my toes wet and just read my book. 60 00:02:24,756 --> 00:02:25,956 Yo, let me tell you okay, 61 00:02:25,957 --> 00:02:28,630 nobody deserves a nice, relaxing weekend down a shore like you. 62 00:02:28,631 --> 00:02:31,101 Y'know, with all those double shifts you've been working. 63 00:02:31,102 --> 00:02:32,152 Aw thanks, hun. 64 00:02:32,153 --> 00:02:33,974 I can't believe you snagged a house in Oceanwood 65 00:02:33,975 --> 00:02:36,714 for Labor Day weekend. - Not just any house okay, 66 00:02:36,747 --> 00:02:38,517 this one's right on the boardwalk. 67 00:02:38,618 --> 00:02:41,923 Seriously? Oh, I don't even wanna know how much this costs. 68 00:02:41,924 --> 00:02:43,192 How about uh, free? 69 00:02:43,193 --> 00:02:44,695 Free? How the hell'd you do that? 70 00:02:44,696 --> 00:02:46,926 Ah you know, pulled some strings. No big deal. 71 00:02:46,967 --> 00:02:49,506 Lemme tell you, Tam, okay. This house is classic. 72 00:02:49,673 --> 00:02:52,623 - Whoa. Sick location, Mark. Yeah, it's pretty sweet, right. 73 00:02:52,679 --> 00:02:54,916 Wait a minute... I know this street... 74 00:02:56,185 --> 00:02:58,323 Uh.. why are we at my sister's house? 75 00:02:58,356 --> 00:03:00,346 Uh, it's not your sister's house, okay. 76 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:01,764 It's your family's house. 77 00:03:01,797 --> 00:03:02,997 It's your house too, Tam. 78 00:03:03,066 --> 00:03:04,368 Uh, we have a shore house. 79 00:03:04,468 --> 00:03:08,243 Oh yeah, big time. Primo spot, right on the boardwalk. 80 00:03:08,244 --> 00:03:10,914 But unfortunately, your mom won't set foot in it, so... 81 00:03:10,915 --> 00:03:13,118 Yeah, because your Aunt Renee lives there now and 82 00:03:13,119 --> 00:03:15,023 we don't speak. - I have an Aunt Renee? 83 00:03:15,090 --> 00:03:16,660 - Oh yeah, and cousins. - What? 84 00:03:16,661 --> 00:03:18,028 Mom, why haven't you told me this? 85 00:03:18,029 --> 00:03:21,102 Ugh. Because your Aunt Renee is nuts. She's a whiny, 86 00:03:21,135 --> 00:03:22,405 self-indulgent crybaby. 87 00:03:22,406 --> 00:03:24,174 I mean, she seemed nice on a phone. 88 00:03:24,175 --> 00:03:27,949 You called my sister, who I haven't spoken to in 15 years?! 89 00:03:27,982 --> 00:03:29,285 Where do you get off! 90 00:03:29,286 --> 00:03:31,055 Whoa, I did this for you Tam, okay. 91 00:03:31,056 --> 00:03:32,557 This feud has gone on on long enough, 92 00:03:32,558 --> 00:03:34,528 and given Silverfish Pier is closing... 93 00:03:34,529 --> 00:03:36,899 and every other place was either booked or too expensive, 94 00:03:36,900 --> 00:03:39,506 which is not why I did this, to be clear, 95 00:03:39,539 --> 00:03:41,810 I felt I had to take a drastic action. 96 00:03:41,843 --> 00:03:44,815 Ugh. We're going home right now. Turn this car around. 97 00:03:44,816 --> 00:03:46,853 We just sat in traffic for three frickin' hours. 98 00:03:46,854 --> 00:03:48,724 - Now you wanna go home?! - Uh, yeah, Mark. 99 00:03:48,725 --> 00:03:50,527 Unless Dr. Phil's showing up at that house, 100 00:03:50,528 --> 00:03:52,130 there's no way I'm going in there. 101 00:03:52,131 --> 00:03:53,098 Are you nuts? 102 00:03:53,099 --> 00:03:55,705 I mean, it would be cool to meet my cousins. 103 00:03:55,706 --> 00:03:57,675 Ohp, sorry, Dar. Unfortunately, you're gonna to 104 00:03:57,676 --> 00:03:59,344 have to wait until your mom dies. 105 00:04:01,249 --> 00:04:02,785 Ugh. Look at this place. 106 00:04:02,819 --> 00:04:04,890 Completely neglected and fallen apart. 107 00:04:04,957 --> 00:04:06,593 This is so Renee. 108 00:04:06,693 --> 00:04:09,403 Yeah, I dunno, I kind of like it. It's got uh, character. 109 00:04:09,566 --> 00:04:11,870 There she is! - Hi, Renee. 110 00:04:11,903 --> 00:04:13,574 It's so good to see you. 111 00:04:13,674 --> 00:04:17,314 Aw, man. Look at your wrinkles, they're so pretty. 112 00:04:17,315 --> 00:04:19,417 Hey, I'm Mark. Great to finally meet you, Renee. 113 00:04:19,418 --> 00:04:21,408 I know who you are! Tammy ain't the only 114 00:04:21,422 --> 00:04:23,527 one who knows how to creep on Facebook. 115 00:04:23,594 --> 00:04:28,402 And you must be Darren. I'm your Aunt Renee, the pretty one. 116 00:04:28,403 --> 00:04:29,672 Hi. 117 00:04:29,673 --> 00:04:32,712 Oh, my God. You look just like your father. 118 00:04:32,713 --> 00:04:34,548 Hey, let's hope you don't also run 119 00:04:34,549 --> 00:04:36,239 away and never come back, right? 120 00:04:36,252 --> 00:04:38,056 - Uhp! Alright. - Hey, come on in. 121 00:04:38,089 --> 00:04:41,963 I'd grab your bags, but I just had a procedure done and 122 00:04:41,997 --> 00:04:44,468 Dr. Rashadidod said I shouldn't lift heavy 123 00:04:44,503 --> 00:04:46,139 things for at least a few weeks. 124 00:04:46,172 --> 00:04:48,042 If not more, right into the holidays. 125 00:04:48,043 --> 00:04:50,379 Aw, I'm sorry to hear that. What was the procedure? 126 00:04:50,380 --> 00:04:51,430 Hank, don't. 127 00:04:51,431 --> 00:04:54,487 I had to get a bursectomy to drain some fluid from my elbow. 128 00:04:54,488 --> 00:04:56,118 It was supposed to take an hour, 129 00:04:56,225 --> 00:04:57,596 ended up taking six hours, 130 00:04:57,729 --> 00:05:00,702 because there's scar tissue on the ulnar nerve. 131 00:05:00,868 --> 00:05:03,674 On top of having to get scraped for fibroids. 132 00:05:03,908 --> 00:05:05,043 Hey. Who's hungry? 133 00:05:05,143 --> 00:05:08,650 - Oh, what's the ulnar-oof? - In the house. Let's go. 134 00:05:09,451 --> 00:05:11,322 Haha, damn, look at this place! 135 00:05:11,422 --> 00:05:12,759 Yo, this is unbelievable. 136 00:05:12,793 --> 00:05:15,063 Yeah. Looks just like I remember... 137 00:05:15,463 --> 00:05:16,934 except everything is worse. 138 00:05:16,935 --> 00:05:17,968 Yo Dar, check it out, 139 00:05:17,969 --> 00:05:20,319 you got the plastic uh, lobster decorations! 140 00:05:20,340 --> 00:05:21,540 Dude these are classic! 141 00:05:21,541 --> 00:05:24,314 Oh no. That's actually our dinner from a couple nights ago. 142 00:05:24,315 --> 00:05:28,223 Ray, I told you to get rid of the frickin' lobsters, didn't I? 143 00:05:28,256 --> 00:05:30,361 - I plan to use them. - Whoa! 144 00:05:30,494 --> 00:05:31,797 Yo. Scare me there, dude. 145 00:05:31,931 --> 00:05:33,921 I'm guessing you're Ray? Mark Hoagies. 146 00:05:33,922 --> 00:05:36,137 Great to meet you. - I put googly eyes on 'em. 147 00:05:36,138 --> 00:05:38,611 - Sorry, what was that? - I put googly eyes on 'em. 148 00:05:38,711 --> 00:05:41,082 - Ah- What do you mean? - The lobsters. 149 00:05:41,083 --> 00:05:42,483 I'm waiting for 'em to dry out, 150 00:05:42,484 --> 00:05:44,957 and then I'm gonna put some googly eyes on them. 151 00:05:44,990 --> 00:05:46,492 Oh, yeah? Nice. 152 00:05:46,526 --> 00:05:48,029 Sounds uh, hysterical. 153 00:05:48,698 --> 00:05:49,799 Thank you. 154 00:05:49,833 --> 00:05:51,503 Envy! Neo! 155 00:05:51,637 --> 00:05:53,974 Get out here and meet your Aunt's family! 156 00:05:54,341 --> 00:05:57,381 Darren, meet your cousins, Envy and Neo. 157 00:05:57,382 --> 00:06:00,486 Neo's short from Neapolitan, it's the only ice cream 158 00:06:00,487 --> 00:06:01,590 my stomach can handle. 159 00:06:01,724 --> 00:06:04,395 - Sup? - Punch me as hard as you can. 160 00:06:04,428 --> 00:06:06,165 Uh... no? 161 00:06:06,265 --> 00:06:07,465 You're not gonna hurt me. 162 00:06:07,466 --> 00:06:10,373 Honey, I don't know if Darren's comfortable hitting a girl. 163 00:06:10,374 --> 00:06:12,124 No, it's alright. Her dojo lets her 164 00:06:12,125 --> 00:06:13,546 spar with boys all the time. 165 00:06:13,547 --> 00:06:14,849 Are you a bitch, Darren? 166 00:06:14,850 --> 00:06:15,750 What the hell? 167 00:06:15,751 --> 00:06:17,856 Ugh, whatever. Just hit her. 168 00:06:17,989 --> 00:06:19,491 Okaaay. 169 00:06:20,293 --> 00:06:22,098 - Oh my God! - Damn, dude. 170 00:06:22,164 --> 00:06:23,400 Ow! Get- get off me. 171 00:06:23,401 --> 00:06:25,537 Renee, could you get your daughter off my son? 172 00:06:25,538 --> 00:06:27,575 - That's enough Envy. - But- he didn't tap. 173 00:06:27,576 --> 00:06:29,178 Ow! How do I tap? 174 00:06:29,278 --> 00:06:30,748 Ow. O- Okay! I tap! 175 00:06:30,848 --> 00:06:31,898 - Ugh. - Oww! 176 00:06:31,899 --> 00:06:34,521 Damn, dude, we got frickin' Ronda Rousey over here. 177 00:06:34,522 --> 00:06:37,294 - Watch this! Ha! - Oh my... Oh my god. 178 00:06:37,295 --> 00:06:38,428 Yo, you alright, dude? 179 00:06:38,429 --> 00:06:39,965 Ray always lets her practice on him. 180 00:06:39,966 --> 00:06:42,437 If you want, I can teach you some basic techniques. 181 00:06:42,438 --> 00:06:44,241 No one will ever mess with you again. 182 00:06:44,242 --> 00:06:47,047 Uh... okay. Yeah. 183 00:06:47,777 --> 00:06:50,954 Yo, what's up with the helmet, bud? 184 00:06:50,955 --> 00:06:53,694 You got like a... weird head going on or somethin'? 185 00:06:53,727 --> 00:06:55,363 It's for everyone's safety. 186 00:06:55,463 --> 00:06:57,153 Neo can move things with his mind 187 00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:58,871 Whoa, I want to see that. 188 00:06:58,971 --> 00:07:01,442 No, I'm still learning how to control it. 189 00:07:01,475 --> 00:07:04,716 It's a gift, but it's also a curse. 190 00:07:04,717 --> 00:07:05,683 Whoa. 191 00:07:05,684 --> 00:07:08,356 Hey, let me show you guys to your room. 192 00:07:08,456 --> 00:07:10,260 We cleared this room out for yous. 193 00:07:10,293 --> 00:07:13,466 Oh yeah. Thanks. What about the other guest room? 194 00:07:13,567 --> 00:07:15,971 Oh, Ray's using that as his new workshop now. 195 00:07:15,972 --> 00:07:17,072 Ugh. Are you kidding me? 196 00:07:17,073 --> 00:07:19,177 Ah, don't worry about it, Renee. We're- good. 197 00:07:19,178 --> 00:07:20,228 Thanks, Mark. 198 00:07:20,229 --> 00:07:22,116 There should be two air mattresses in the closet. 199 00:07:22,117 --> 00:07:24,989 Alright well, we're gonna unpack and get situated. 200 00:07:26,258 --> 00:07:29,533 Ugh. This is so like her. Putting us all in one room. 201 00:07:29,534 --> 00:07:32,036 They didn't even put pillowcases on the pillows, ugh! 202 00:07:32,037 --> 00:07:35,978 Ah, come on. This is great, yo. It's like a big sleepover party. 203 00:07:36,012 --> 00:07:38,082 Enough, Mark. I am so annoyed at you, 204 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:39,283 I don't even have words. 205 00:07:39,284 --> 00:07:41,754 Uh, I did this for you, Tam, okay. Are you planning 206 00:07:41,755 --> 00:07:43,358 on taking this grudge to the grave? 207 00:07:43,359 --> 00:07:44,409 Yes. 208 00:07:44,410 --> 00:07:45,764 Alright, well uh, Ray seems chill. 209 00:07:45,765 --> 00:07:47,500 Guy's got a chin on him. He took that 210 00:07:47,501 --> 00:07:49,371 roundhouse like the frickin' Terminator. 211 00:07:49,372 --> 00:07:50,907 Kids are a little weird, but you know, 212 00:07:50,908 --> 00:07:52,778 so is Darren, so I guess that's a wash. 213 00:07:52,779 --> 00:07:54,915 Darren, what do you want to do? 214 00:07:54,916 --> 00:07:56,484 Do you want to stay or you wanna go? 215 00:07:56,485 --> 00:07:57,535 Uh... 216 00:07:57,536 --> 00:07:58,890 C'mon Dar. Don't you want to get 217 00:07:58,891 --> 00:08:02,498 to know your cousins... who have a shorehouse on the boardwalk? 218 00:08:02,599 --> 00:08:04,936 The cousin who just beat the crap out of you? 219 00:08:04,970 --> 00:08:07,407 I mean... it'd be cool to learn some moves. 220 00:08:07,508 --> 00:08:10,714 Yoooo. There we go dude, there we go! Let's go! 221 00:08:10,715 --> 00:08:13,384 Ugh. Fine. Well you all can spend a whole weekend with them. 222 00:08:13,385 --> 00:08:16,225 I'm going to the beach to try and salvage my vacation. 223 00:08:16,325 --> 00:08:19,164 Hey, check it out. I found an antique whoopie cushion. 224 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:21,870 That's a colostomy bag, Hank. 225 00:08:26,547 --> 00:08:28,884 [seagulls] 226 00:08:31,957 --> 00:08:34,395 - Great. It's gonna friggin' rain. 227 00:08:34,428 --> 00:08:35,478 Ugh... 228 00:08:35,479 --> 00:08:36,999 Hey Tam, 'member when we used to 229 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,004 catch those little sand crab things? 230 00:08:39,071 --> 00:08:41,342 Yeah. Heh. And we built little towns for 'em. 231 00:08:41,442 --> 00:08:45,249 Yeah, right?... Y'know, I think those things are extinct now? 232 00:08:45,283 --> 00:08:46,720 Haven't seen 'em in years... 233 00:08:46,753 --> 00:08:48,957 Kinda a familiar feeling, ya know, Tam? 234 00:08:49,860 --> 00:08:51,830 [sighs] So, how are you, Renee? 235 00:08:51,863 --> 00:08:54,836 Uh, ya know, it's been a month, Tam, and let me tell you. 236 00:08:55,103 --> 00:08:58,811 My blood pressure's all over the place so Dr. Randaso 237 00:08:58,844 --> 00:09:02,117 says I need to switch my ACE inhibitors again right, 238 00:09:02,118 --> 00:09:04,120 but my new insurance won't cover it, 239 00:09:04,121 --> 00:09:07,094 and so guess who's on the phone for hours, 240 00:09:07,227 --> 00:09:10,133 and of course, they're just giving me the runaround. 241 00:09:10,702 --> 00:09:12,571 - You want one of these? - No, thanks. 242 00:09:12,572 --> 00:09:15,209 Yeah so anywho, took me three hours 243 00:09:15,243 --> 00:09:16,683 just to get someone to tell me 244 00:09:16,713 --> 00:09:18,717 I need prior authorization, right? 245 00:09:18,851 --> 00:09:22,224 And then yesterday, I find out my pain clinic was shuttered. 246 00:09:22,324 --> 00:09:24,428 Shoot me now! - Ugh... 247 00:09:25,063 --> 00:09:29,171 Ahh, love that smell of caramel corn and dead horseshoe crab. 248 00:09:29,304 --> 00:09:30,440 Ooh, ooh, Hank, look. 249 00:09:30,441 --> 00:09:33,111 It's the place where we got the semi-automatic potato guns. 250 00:09:33,112 --> 00:09:34,862 Ohh, yo, and that's the place with 251 00:09:34,863 --> 00:09:36,953 the blacklight Bob Marley posters where 252 00:09:36,954 --> 00:09:39,604 they sell the bongs with the switchblades attached. 253 00:09:40,026 --> 00:09:43,734 Ohp! Ohp! There she is, baby. Even crappier than I remember. 254 00:09:44,434 --> 00:09:47,509 Uh... it looks like it's gonna collapse into the ocean. 255 00:09:47,609 --> 00:09:49,611 I know, right? Yo, it's the best. 256 00:09:49,612 --> 00:09:51,615 Hey, Mark, just a heads up. My weather app says 257 00:09:51,616 --> 00:09:54,054 there's a 60% chance of rain in the next hour. 258 00:09:54,154 --> 00:09:57,224 Ah that's all good, dude. That means the lines will be shorter. 259 00:09:58,631 --> 00:10:01,302 Yohohooo, shiver me timbers, dude. 260 00:10:01,402 --> 00:10:03,105 It's go time for the Galleon. 261 00:10:03,139 --> 00:10:04,241 Oh, man. 262 00:10:04,308 --> 00:10:05,777 Awesome. 263 00:10:06,513 --> 00:10:07,915 Ooh, baby. 264 00:10:07,949 --> 00:10:10,019 I'm getting the chills right now, Hank. 265 00:10:10,020 --> 00:10:12,924 After all these years, we're finally gonna ride this thing! 266 00:10:12,925 --> 00:10:15,330 Aw man, sometimes, dreams really do come true. 267 00:10:15,331 --> 00:10:17,868 Uh wait, I thought you said this was your favorite ride. 268 00:10:17,869 --> 00:10:19,705 Yeah, but I never actually been on it. 269 00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:21,576 It's always shut down for some kind of 270 00:10:21,577 --> 00:10:23,211 mechanical issue like a kid fell out of 271 00:10:23,212 --> 00:10:26,151 it or something. - Oh, Cool. Cool. 272 00:10:28,791 --> 00:10:30,761 Uh. Are you sure this thing is safe? 273 00:10:30,762 --> 00:10:32,530 Darren, you really think that I would 274 00:10:32,531 --> 00:10:34,341 take you on a ride that wasn't safe? 275 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:37,808 Dammit. 276 00:10:37,809 --> 00:10:39,778 Now I got adrenal fatigue syndrome, 277 00:10:39,779 --> 00:10:42,685 so I had Ray get rid of the router. I saw on TikTok 278 00:10:42,686 --> 00:10:45,088 that the biofields can mess up your metabolism. 279 00:10:45,089 --> 00:10:47,995 Do you know I put on 15 pounds just from the Wi-Fi? 280 00:10:48,096 --> 00:10:50,667 Yeah, I mean maybe... I don't know, 281 00:10:50,701 --> 00:10:53,405 you could make some different lifestyle choices. 282 00:10:54,074 --> 00:10:56,879 Really, Tam? I haven't seen you in 15 years 283 00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:58,583 and now you're gonna lecture me about 284 00:10:58,584 --> 00:11:00,387 my eating habits. Ohoho, here we go... 285 00:11:00,388 --> 00:11:03,091 Uh for your information, I'm not eating the whole bag. 286 00:11:03,092 --> 00:11:05,062 I'm sharing 'em with my friends. 287 00:11:05,931 --> 00:11:08,136 Alright, well this was a bad idea. 288 00:11:08,137 --> 00:11:09,237 I'm gonna head back. 289 00:11:09,238 --> 00:11:11,241 Uh, I believe there's something you wanted 290 00:11:11,242 --> 00:11:13,111 to say to me? - What are you talking about? 291 00:11:13,112 --> 00:11:15,282 Your husband said you wanted to apologize. 292 00:11:15,283 --> 00:11:16,986 Uh... he said what now? 293 00:11:17,086 --> 00:11:19,793 He called me and said if I invited you guys 294 00:11:19,794 --> 00:11:22,229 down the shore this weekend, you'd apologize to me. 295 00:11:22,230 --> 00:11:25,871 Yeah well, he's full of crap. He just wanted to use the house. 296 00:11:26,005 --> 00:11:28,342 And I got nothing to apologize for. 297 00:11:28,343 --> 00:11:32,517 Unbelievable. You're gonna shut down the entire ride 298 00:11:32,518 --> 00:11:35,557 because of one minor mechanical issue. Ridiculous. 299 00:11:35,624 --> 00:11:36,759 It was my fault. 300 00:11:36,893 --> 00:11:38,129 Whoa. You did that? 301 00:11:38,229 --> 00:11:41,235 Yes. I must learn to control my powers. 302 00:11:41,536 --> 00:11:44,140 Hmm. Excuse me for a moment. 303 00:11:48,482 --> 00:11:49,953 What the hell? 304 00:11:49,954 --> 00:11:51,956 Yo Hank, we gotta get out of here dude, okay. 305 00:11:51,957 --> 00:11:54,895 Silverfish Pier is shut down and Ray is starting to creep me out. 306 00:11:54,896 --> 00:11:56,297 I thought you were a fan of him. 307 00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:58,401 Yeah well, I was also a fan of Bill Cosby, so... 308 00:11:58,402 --> 00:12:01,509 Ooh, Shriveler's. Hey, is it cool if I get some taffy? 309 00:12:01,510 --> 00:12:02,744 Ooh, I'll check that out. 310 00:12:02,745 --> 00:12:04,180 Ugh, gah. Alright. 311 00:12:04,281 --> 00:12:06,285 Hey Ray, yo we're gonna pop in here 312 00:12:06,286 --> 00:12:08,923 for a bit. So I'll meet you guys back at the house, alright? 313 00:12:08,924 --> 00:12:11,395 - I want fudge! - I want fudge as well. 314 00:12:11,495 --> 00:12:12,998 Ah, damnit. 315 00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:15,638 Okay, ooh, vanilla... 316 00:12:15,639 --> 00:12:17,740 Oh yeah peppermint, gotta get the peppermint. 317 00:12:17,741 --> 00:12:19,371 Ooh, gotta get the mustard ones. 318 00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:20,279 Oh, wait, lemon. 319 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:21,783 Yo, I don't know if I can handle 320 00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:23,118 3 days with these friggin' weirdos. 321 00:12:23,119 --> 00:12:25,824 I mean I think they're nice. Neo's got superpowers. 322 00:12:25,825 --> 00:12:27,927 No he doesn't. He's just got a helmet because one of 323 00:12:27,928 --> 00:12:29,738 those kids with a weird shaped head. 324 00:12:29,739 --> 00:12:31,033 - Weather alert. - Gah! Whoa! Ah! 325 00:12:31,034 --> 00:12:32,303 I didn't see you there. 326 00:12:32,337 --> 00:12:35,076 There's been an interesting turn of events. 327 00:12:35,109 --> 00:12:36,159 Oh, yeah? 328 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:37,446 Yeah, according to the weather app, 329 00:12:37,447 --> 00:12:41,556 this rain is part of the outer ring of Tropical Storm DeSean. 330 00:12:41,623 --> 00:12:44,795 It appears to be turning inland, hmm? 331 00:12:44,929 --> 00:12:45,979 Oh, man. Ooof. 332 00:12:46,064 --> 00:12:48,837 Well, then I guess we should head back to Glantontown. 333 00:12:48,838 --> 00:12:51,274 Okay, but you are welcome to hunker down with us. 334 00:12:51,275 --> 00:12:53,379 I would love to show you my Googlyverse. 335 00:12:53,380 --> 00:12:54,447 The hell's a Googlyverse. 336 00:12:54,448 --> 00:12:57,855 It is an expansive, fictional nether-realm 337 00:12:57,955 --> 00:12:59,959 that I have been working on for years. 338 00:13:00,393 --> 00:13:03,566 It's got a deep lore that I think you are really, 339 00:13:03,833 --> 00:13:04,913 really going to enjoy. 340 00:13:05,069 --> 00:13:07,107 Oh. Right. Yeah, Totally. Totally. 341 00:13:07,374 --> 00:13:09,611 Hey, uh, Hank, yo. Let's get a move on, okay. 342 00:13:09,612 --> 00:13:11,949 You've seen this taffy demonstration like 100 times. 343 00:13:11,950 --> 00:13:14,587 Yeah, but I want to see if they got any new techniques. 344 00:13:14,588 --> 00:13:17,695 Okay, Darren. Now I'm going to show you a teep kick. 345 00:13:17,729 --> 00:13:19,264 Okay, cool. - Hi-ya! 346 00:13:19,364 --> 00:13:21,869 - Oh my God! - Yo what the hell!? 347 00:13:24,140 --> 00:13:27,080 Go pack your things and get the hell out of my house! 348 00:13:27,113 --> 00:13:29,552 Ohoho. Your house? Last time I checked, 349 00:13:29,652 --> 00:13:31,355 mom left this house to both of us. 350 00:13:31,388 --> 00:13:33,125 Maybe it's time for you to leave. 351 00:13:33,192 --> 00:13:35,129 I can't! I need to be near salt air, 352 00:13:35,130 --> 00:13:37,266 air from my chronic sinusitis! You know that. 353 00:13:37,267 --> 00:13:40,239 Oh, please. Spare me with your woe-is-me, 354 00:13:40,273 --> 00:13:42,143 attention-seeking fake illnesses. 355 00:13:42,144 --> 00:13:44,849 Yo! Little help here! Uh, someone get the door? 356 00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:47,320 Alright, yo, ohp. Sorry, Hank. 357 00:13:47,420 --> 00:13:48,470 Ohp. Watch your head. 358 00:13:48,471 --> 00:13:50,292 The hell happened to you, Hank? 359 00:13:50,293 --> 00:13:52,632 Oh, I uh, got sucked into the taffy machine. 360 00:13:52,633 --> 00:13:55,537 Actually, uh, frickin' Chun-Li over here kicked him into it. 361 00:13:55,538 --> 00:13:57,974 It's not my fault he didn't have a solid base stance. 362 00:13:57,975 --> 00:14:00,145 Eh, that's ok, I mean, the urgent care doctor said 363 00:14:00,146 --> 00:14:01,414 I didn't rupture any vital organs. 364 00:14:01,415 --> 00:14:05,122 Alright well anyway, pier's shut down and uh, the storm's coming, 365 00:14:05,156 --> 00:14:08,564 so uh, time to get outta here. Let's go pack our bags guys. 366 00:14:08,565 --> 00:14:09,932 Thanks, Renee! 'Preciate it. 367 00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:12,938 No, Mark. We're not going anywhere. 368 00:14:13,406 --> 00:14:14,575 Uh... 369 00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:21,389 [pumping noise] 370 00:14:21,390 --> 00:14:23,325 Yo Hank, can you turn that thing down? 371 00:14:23,326 --> 00:14:24,376 Oh sorry, Mark. 372 00:14:24,377 --> 00:14:26,765 The doctor said I need to sleep with an air mattress pump 373 00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:28,468 in my butt for two weeks to re-inflate. 374 00:14:28,469 --> 00:14:31,877 Mom, can we please leave? Envy is kinda psycho and 375 00:14:31,910 --> 00:14:34,014 it's like a legit hurricane outside. 376 00:14:34,015 --> 00:14:35,917 Nope. Sorry, Darren. We're spending 377 00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:38,523 Labor Day weekend at our shore-house. 378 00:14:38,623 --> 00:14:40,527 Just like everyone wanted. 379 00:14:41,362 --> 00:14:43,933 Ugh. Alright, I can't sleep in here. 380 00:14:44,067 --> 00:14:45,757 C'mon, Mark. I thought you wanted 381 00:14:45,771 --> 00:14:47,341 to have a big sleepover party. 382 00:14:47,474 --> 00:14:50,412 Ha, ha, ha. I'm going to sleep in the other room. 383 00:14:52,417 --> 00:14:56,324 Hey Dar, uh, you mind, rolling my legs under the blanket. 384 00:15:04,374 --> 00:15:06,011 Oh yeah. Jackpot. 385 00:15:10,386 --> 00:15:12,190 What. The. Hell? 386 00:15:12,323 --> 00:15:15,898 Welcome to the Googlyverse. It's hysterical, right? 387 00:15:15,931 --> 00:15:18,570 Yeah... uh... laugh riot. 388 00:15:18,571 --> 00:15:19,938 This is an original cinematic 389 00:15:19,939 --> 00:15:21,810 universe full of silly characters. 390 00:15:22,210 --> 00:15:25,417 It's sort of like Muppets meets Pet Sematary. 391 00:15:25,518 --> 00:15:28,422 Are those... uh... Are those real animals there? 392 00:15:28,456 --> 00:15:29,506 Oh, yes they are. 393 00:15:29,659 --> 00:15:33,298 They passed away, but they live on here in the Googlyverse. 394 00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:34,802 Oh. Cool. 395 00:15:34,803 --> 00:15:36,371 Thanks, I thought you'd like it. 396 00:15:36,372 --> 00:15:38,108 You know, one day I intend to be added 397 00:15:38,109 --> 00:15:40,479 to the Googlyverse in lieu of traditional burial. 398 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:44,354 Uh... I'm actually gonna... go back to my room. 399 00:15:44,522 --> 00:15:47,172 Are you sure? You can sleep in this bed, if you'd like. 400 00:15:47,260 --> 00:15:49,430 Uh... I- I'm good, thanks. 401 00:15:49,667 --> 00:15:53,739 Alright, everybody pack up. We're leaving. 402 00:15:53,740 --> 00:15:55,075 Nope. We're not going anywhere. 403 00:15:55,076 --> 00:15:57,112 Alright, Tammy, no, no, no. We gotta leave, okay. 404 00:15:57,113 --> 00:15:58,249 Ray is a sick freak. 405 00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:00,418 Well, maybe you should have thought about that before 406 00:16:00,419 --> 00:16:02,523 you told my sister I was coming here to apologize. 407 00:16:02,524 --> 00:16:04,995 Alright. I admit it. You were right. Okay? 408 00:16:05,129 --> 00:16:06,966 Sometimes grudges are a good idea. 409 00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,836 Let's go home, forget about the house, 410 00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:10,606 and never talk to your family again. 411 00:16:10,607 --> 00:16:13,412 No, Mark. You were right. Who does she think she is, 412 00:16:13,413 --> 00:16:16,350 just taking over the family shore house and neglecting it? 413 00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:18,523 I'm not leaving. She's leaving. 414 00:16:18,556 --> 00:16:21,127 What are we supposed to do? She's being crazy. 415 00:16:21,128 --> 00:16:23,699 There's only one way to settle a feud like this, Darren. 416 00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:26,238 We're gonna have to Dr. Phil our way outta it. 417 00:16:26,239 --> 00:16:30,980 [TV] Looks like tropical storm Desean has turned 418 00:16:30,981 --> 00:16:32,618 into a Category 2 hurricane. 419 00:16:32,718 --> 00:16:35,925 Here's live footage from Oceanwood, where Silverfish Pier 420 00:16:36,025 --> 00:16:37,465 has collapsed into the ocean. 421 00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:39,933 Oh, man. That's not good. Doctor said I should 422 00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:41,736 stay away from any high winds. 423 00:16:41,737 --> 00:16:44,508 [TV] There's massive flooding across the Jersey Shore and 424 00:16:44,509 --> 00:16:46,912 officials are urging those who can't evacuate to 425 00:16:46,913 --> 00:16:49,023 stay indoors and to move to higher ground. 426 00:16:49,024 --> 00:16:51,154 Alright, everyone. It looks like we're stuck with 427 00:16:51,155 --> 00:16:53,565 each other for now, so we're gonna hash this out. 428 00:16:53,660 --> 00:16:55,062 It's time to get real. 429 00:16:55,063 --> 00:16:56,965 You both have carried a lot of pain and 430 00:16:56,966 --> 00:17:00,106 anger of these past 15 years. And while I'm sure that's 431 00:17:00,206 --> 00:17:01,346 that's been hard on you. 432 00:17:01,347 --> 00:17:03,912 At present, it's way more annoying for everyone else. 433 00:17:03,913 --> 00:17:05,215 Yeah well, you try dealing with 434 00:17:05,216 --> 00:17:07,287 Renee's narcissistic, self-pitying, 435 00:17:07,288 --> 00:17:08,956 manipulative B.S. your whole life. 436 00:17:08,957 --> 00:17:10,092 How dare you! 437 00:17:10,192 --> 00:17:12,063 I have serious medical conditions. 438 00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:13,097 Oh, yeah? 439 00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:15,202 Like when you poured ketchup all over my bed 440 00:17:15,203 --> 00:17:17,005 and said you had an "explosive period." 441 00:17:17,006 --> 00:17:18,374 Ew. - Well, maybe you should have 442 00:17:18,375 --> 00:17:20,478 thought about that before you smeared chocolate into 443 00:17:20,479 --> 00:17:22,784 my American Girl doll's hair. - I was 10 years old! 444 00:17:22,785 --> 00:17:23,835 You shoulda known! 445 00:17:23,836 --> 00:17:26,792 Alright ladies, let's slow your goose hens and get the cows 446 00:17:26,793 --> 00:17:28,696 back into the stable, alright? 447 00:17:28,963 --> 00:17:30,032 What? 448 00:17:30,033 --> 00:17:31,635 So Renee, can you tell us exactly 449 00:17:31,636 --> 00:17:33,438 what Tammy said that's been, you know, 450 00:17:33,439 --> 00:17:34,941 hounding your hog all these years? 451 00:17:34,942 --> 00:17:38,784 She said that she didn't care if I died. 452 00:17:38,817 --> 00:17:40,286 [gasps] Yo, that's not good. 453 00:17:40,353 --> 00:17:42,323 Yikes. Yo, that's kinda messed up, Tam. 454 00:17:42,357 --> 00:17:45,367 Isn't that messed up, folks? It's pretty messed up, right? 455 00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:46,364 Yeah. 456 00:17:46,365 --> 00:17:48,803 Uh... I'm not sure this is helping. 457 00:17:48,804 --> 00:17:51,542 Well, I'm not gonna to apologize for telling the truth. 458 00:17:51,543 --> 00:17:54,079 Take some frickin' responsibility over your life. 459 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:55,550 - I'm over it. - Okay, you know what?! 460 00:17:55,551 --> 00:17:57,888 You want to erase me from your life? Fine. 461 00:17:58,055 --> 00:18:00,392 I guess I'm just a worthless piece of crap! 462 00:18:00,393 --> 00:18:02,864 So I'm gonna take this worthless piece of crap out of this 463 00:18:02,865 --> 00:18:06,606 stupid house and don't ever speak to me again, okay? 464 00:18:06,706 --> 00:18:08,242 Uh, it's a hurricane, hun. 465 00:18:08,276 --> 00:18:09,611 What do you care!? 466 00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:14,689 Oh, she does this sometimes. She'll be back. 467 00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:17,292 Well folks, I think we learned a lot today. 468 00:18:17,293 --> 00:18:19,397 When you try and baptize a chicken, 469 00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:22,470 you're just going to end up with wet eggs. 470 00:18:22,571 --> 00:18:23,740 Ooh, true. 471 00:18:24,407 --> 00:18:26,378 Oh no!!! Oh, my God. Reene! 472 00:18:26,478 --> 00:18:28,482 Renee?! You alright down there? 473 00:18:32,592 --> 00:18:33,642 Mom! 474 00:18:33,861 --> 00:18:36,766 Oh boy. I think Renee might be headed to the Googlyverse. 475 00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:38,636 Oh my God. She can't swim! 476 00:18:39,003 --> 00:18:43,813 ? [dramatic] 477 00:18:54,669 --> 00:18:57,708 Just hold tight. I'm sure someone will see us. 478 00:18:57,841 --> 00:18:59,377 You just saved my life. 479 00:18:59,410 --> 00:19:00,948 Yeah well, you're my sister. 480 00:19:01,048 --> 00:19:03,038 You really think I'm gonna let you die? 481 00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:05,624 ...or at least die alone. 482 00:19:05,758 --> 00:19:07,929 Help!!! Anybody!!! 483 00:19:07,962 --> 00:19:09,012 Mom! 484 00:19:09,013 --> 00:19:11,200 Alright. Alright. Clear out. Clear out. I'm going in! 485 00:19:11,201 --> 00:19:13,171 No. Stand back. 486 00:19:14,174 --> 00:19:15,643 Frickin' knew it. 487 00:19:17,982 --> 00:19:21,187 Alright, enough of this, okay. Tam, I'm coming to get ya! 488 00:19:21,221 --> 00:19:25,229 Wait. It's... almost... here... 489 00:19:28,670 --> 00:19:29,720 The hell? 490 00:19:30,641 --> 00:19:31,742 He did it! 491 00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:36,418 It's done. 492 00:19:36,552 --> 00:19:37,654 Whoa. 493 00:19:37,655 --> 00:19:39,591 Welp. If we're gonna die, there's 494 00:19:39,592 --> 00:19:41,402 something I need to get off my chest. 495 00:19:41,403 --> 00:19:43,999 You know that whole American Girl doll thing with 496 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,102 the chocolate? 497 00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:47,406 Well... that wasn't chocolate. 498 00:19:47,674 --> 00:19:48,724 What? 499 00:19:48,977 --> 00:19:50,981 Oh my God! 500 00:19:51,081 --> 00:19:52,250 Oh no. -Hahaha! 501 00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:55,122 You ain't right! You ain't right! 502 00:19:55,222 --> 00:19:57,761 I see them! I see them over here! 503 00:19:59,497 --> 00:20:01,736 Hey, Tammy. Hey, Renee. 504 00:20:02,370 --> 00:20:04,207 - What? - Are you kidding me? 505 00:20:04,642 --> 00:20:08,950 Yo, Tam! Check it out! I'm finally riding the Galleon! 506 00:20:09,217 --> 00:20:10,987 Oh. My. God. 507 00:20:11,087 --> 00:20:14,595 Shiver me timbers yo! All aboard! 508 00:20:16,265 --> 00:20:18,570 Careful, I got milk wrist. 509 00:20:19,470 --> 00:20:22,544 Well, Tam. Looks like we learned a valuable lesson today: 510 00:20:22,644 --> 00:20:24,648 Sometimes the rides that kill people, 511 00:20:24,682 --> 00:20:26,719 are also the ones that save people. 512 00:20:27,621 --> 00:20:28,823 Uh... guys? 513 00:20:31,228 --> 00:20:33,599 Oh no! Everybody hold on! 514 00:20:36,906 --> 00:20:38,843 Arggghhhh! 515 00:20:40,013 --> 00:20:41,882 Hell yeah! Finally! 516 00:20:43,308 --> 00:20:47,794 Okay yep, sounds good. I'll talk to Mark and see 517 00:20:47,795 --> 00:20:49,931 what he's doing, but I'm sure he'd love to come. 518 00:20:49,932 --> 00:20:53,640 Hey Darren, wanna go see your cousin's MMA match next Friday? 519 00:20:53,673 --> 00:20:54,774 I do not. 520 00:20:54,775 --> 00:20:55,878 Darren's excited. 521 00:20:56,011 --> 00:20:58,014 Oh my God. I gotta go, Renee. 522 00:20:58,015 --> 00:21:01,788 I thought you said this was just for decoration? 523 00:21:01,789 --> 00:21:04,327 C'mon, Tam. I got the most epic ride in my backyard. 524 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:07,667 I can't not ride it! Alright Artie. Fire it up. 525 00:21:16,451 --> 00:21:18,823 Let's goooo! Wooooo! 526 00:21:22,129 --> 00:21:23,700 [crash!] 527 00:21:24,569 --> 00:21:27,207 Uh, Mark? Why is there a ship in my begonias? 528 00:21:27,307 --> 00:21:28,357 - Oh hey, David. 529 00:21:28,358 --> 00:21:30,696 Yo, Jinglebells, you gotta try the boat, dude! 530 00:21:30,697 --> 00:21:35,247 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0